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The Narcissistic Love Song Collection

Foil Arms and Hog March 31, 2014

The greatest songs re edited in the name of narcissism.

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Guest Op-Ed: Drake And Lil Wayne Both Have Tiny Dicks

News!, Funny Or Die March 23, 2015

The woman who slept with Drake and Lil Wayne speaks out about their tiny dicks.

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Emails From The Chicago Secret Prison’s Neighbors

Melinda Taub, News!, Funny Or Die March 2, 2015

The Guardian revealed this week that the Chicago Police Department is operating a secret prison in the heart of the city. Prisoners are secretly held for long hours without access to their lawyers or the outside world, and some have allegedly been tortured. How did the Chicago PD keep such a thing a secret? They were great at blending in with their neighbors, as you can tell from these emails from their block association ‘s google group.

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The Return of Saturn: Ep. 10 Alcoholism

Abby Holland February 17, 2015

Abby faces her demons and meets another imaginary friend. Written and Created by Abby Holland @abby_holland / http://www.abbyholland.net Directed and edited by Geoffrey Stevens @TheGeoffMan Starring: Abby: Abby Holland @abby_holland Imaginary Friend: Jon Bander @Jonbander