The Pope’s Guide to Celebrating Easter on 4/20

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What up Catholics!?

I don’t know if you noticed, but we have a bit of a blue moon situation happening this weekend ‘ Easter and 4/20 are happening on THE SAME DAY!!

I know, I’m psyched, too. We get to celebrate the resurrection of our dear Lord, Jesus Christ, and we get to celebrate one of His greatest gifts to our planet, that sweet, sweet ganja.

It can get a little overwhelming, but I know you dudes can have fun celebrating both at the same time. Here are a few tips for celebrating Easter on 4/20:

1. The Lord teaches us to take everything in moderation, so don’t get too high when you are headed to Mass. Save those bong rips for Easter dinner #1 ‘ Taco Bell!

2. We ain’t hot boxing the church ‘ that’s incense, I swear!

3. I know what you’re thinking ‘ if wine is the blood of Christ, bread is the body, than weed is surely the Smoky Breath of Christ ‘ and it is!

4. If an older priest asks if you’re high, this is one of the few times it’s okay to lie ‘ they just ain’t as cool as us.

Don’t tell this guy you’re high. 🙂 😉

5. 2001: A Space Odyssey ‘ make the time for it. TRUST ME. I watch it every year high as a holy kite. Also check out this photos shop I made (MAD SKILLZ)!

6. Hide the eggs BEFORE you toke ‘ or else you’ll just get caught up in the egg colors and you’ll never put ’em down!

COLOR-FUL! It’s like a freakin kaleidoscope of cuteness.

7. Sometimes, when I’m high, I stare at the crucifix, and after a while it looks like Jesus is moving on the cross. Just remember that he’s not moving, and it’s not a miracle happening. Unless he’s staring straight at you and telling you to become pope one day. Then go for it, brutha!

8. I know the body of Christ is going to look tempting, but only eat one. Jesus just got back, for cryin out loud ‘ let the man take a breather before you turn him into a walking munchie!

9. If you’re high, and you’re at church, I understand if you get a little bored. WE ALL DO. So what are you gonna do? You’re gonna doodle on one of those blank cards they have in the pews. Doodling’s great! But some doodles are more respective than others. Here’s a good doodle for church: