The Donald Sterling TV Movie, as Written by Donald Sterling

The Donald Sterling saga reached another pivotal moment this week when NBA Commissioner Adam Silver announced that Sterling would be banned from the NBA for life and forced to pay a 2.5 million dollar fine for his racist remarks. Now that he’s out of a job, Donald Sterling is looking to cash in on his scandal with his own made-for-TV biopic, which he’s writing and casting himself. Here’s what he’s been pitching around to different TV networks: