By: World Wide Interweb
Since the internet is basically cats and boobs, we thought we'd save everybody some time and combine them.
Whether something went wrong in manufacturing or back at the drawing board, the finished product definitely ain’t right.
Don’t worry though, we got this.
Our introvert protagonist discovers how much he’s been missing out on and imagines what it would be like if his life were newsworthy.
Jared Kushner may have Donald Trump’s confidence in the White House, but as his wife Ivanka Trump keeps telling him, the golf course at Mar-a-Lago is where you truly earn the president’s respect.
“We graciously accept donations from the general public in a number of different ways, so we would really appreciate it if you could stop sending us oversized novelty checks.”