Godzilla’s IMDb Page
Commercial for new GOP birth control that allows you to choose the ‘right’ life.
Dear James Cameron, I get it. Your remake of ‘Fern Gully’ lost the Academy Award last year to your hot as fuck ex-wife. That’s a big blow to your ego, sure. And now, in some desperate attempt to remind us that you’re “cool” and “definitely a director” you’ve decided to re-release ‘Titanic’ in 3D… Granted, I will buy tix, because I’d like to reclaim some lost part of my youth, just like you! But the whole time I will be silently saying “Fuck you, Cam,” because this sucks. Just go make us Fern Gully 2, and stop re-releasing shit.
Conan’s leaving The Tonight Show. This makes us sad. So sad, we did a song parody.
Nothing is More Terrifying than a Woman in her Mid-To-Late 40’s.
AKA “12 ways to tell if you just lucked into the deal of a lifetime.”