Teen Dream
B-Jizzle is ready to begin.
…but you’re already IN the bathroom…
Never allow the suspect (you) to tamper with the potential crime scene (also you). Only allow your belly to be touched by men and Republicans. The easiest way to accomplish this is to build an iron cage that ends just above your belly. Give the key to your priest. Don ‘t have a priest? Wow, you ‘re dying to go to jail, aren ‘t you, Abortia?
Lisa’s mom is supercool. And totally not racist at all.
Hey funny or die staff. I am looking for work, and would love to be a part of the production crew. Please check out my other videos! David returns from school. Chaos ensues.
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