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These Are the Things That the University of Oregon Public Safety Officers Think Should Eat A Bowl of D*cks

A former University of Oregon public safety officer has filed a wrongful termination lawsuit, and is bringing up some kind of weird things in the process. In his complaints about his former workplace environment, the ex-officer unearthed a list his co-workers made of people and entities who deserve to eat a bowl of dicks.

This weird, crotchety burn book, which the school released as phone screenshots, was apparently compiled during pre-shift meetings and targets over 200 people, things, and abstract ideas who deserve such punishment, ranging from “Comcast,” “Tiger Woods,” “Glee,” Windows Vista,””double parkers,” and “Black Eyed Peas minus Fergie.” More from the list (H/T Uproxx) below.

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