By: Funny Or Die
As you may have heard, yesterday was President Obama’s 53rd birthday. Our news team spent the morning rooting around in his trash and was able to find this; a crappy birthday card signed by several of Obama’s closest friends (and biggest foes). We can sort of see why he didn’t hang on to it.
Wise words from our fallen stars.
The critically acclaimed movie La La Land gets a last minute update with Kermit The Frog replacing Ryan Gosling as the love interest of Mia (Emma Stone). Watch as a struggling actress and a frog pursue their dreams in a city known for destroying hopes and breaking hearts. This is Muppet Muppet Land.
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Was real worried that I might have a baby inside me, so I took a pregnancy test at work to see what was going on in my baby oven.
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