By: Look What I Found
Here’s what happened: Famous actor, and cool guy, Jeff Goldblum attended a friend’s wedding in Toronto. Recognizing this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the wedding photographer, Adam Biesenthal, somehow musters up the cajones to ask the Jurassic Park star if he’d be into posing for one of those “everybody at the wedding gets attacked by a giant monster photos.” Goldblum said “Yes,” and immediately, two internet heroes are born.
Check out Goldblum’s form. Clearly, he’s the only one in character and, in turn, the only one with any chance of escaping the dinosaur’s mighty wrath. Everyone else is too busy smiling and thinking “HOLY SHIT, I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.” Well, that’s no way to survive a dinosaur attack. If this were real, they would all be dead before the reception, which really puts a damper on the Cupid Shuffle.
Well, except this one guy on the right, of course. He’s our internet hero number three.