By: Peter Macaluso
Vanya wants music.
Remember the ‘Saved by the Bell ‘ when Zack Morris prostituted Lisa to pay a credit card bill? Zack Morris is trash.
What happens when mom heads to dance class, and gets a little frisky with the instructor?!! So embarrassing!
“Until every American is as healthy as I am, I am going to do cartwheels.”
An advertisement for the internet. Apparently, it needs one.
The bad news: Beloved leader Kim Jong Un is still missing from public view in North Korea. The great news: His sister may be running the country now.
The window won’t shut…the AC won’t turn on. Everything is falling apart.