By: Mike Scollins
Because the actual news is just too much to handle right now, let’s pretend these are the stories from this week.
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The Captain throws the Perfect Pitch.
See some “Bad Dudes” who you think are destroying America? Call Donald Trump’s newest creation, the VOICE (Victims Of Immigration Crime Engagement) tip line, and they will get to work protecting America from the “Dangerous Browns”.
A quick story in yesterday’s news. School Threats
At the ‘Depression Olympics, ‘ staying in bed can win you a gold medal, but it ‘s not as easy as it looks.