By: Mike Scollins
Headlines We’d Rather See this Week
Because the actual news is just too much to handle right now, let’s pretend these are the stories from this week.

By: Mike Scollins
Because the actual news is just too much to handle right now, let’s pretend these are the stories from this week.
Much to Khara’s chagrin, Ralph and Bounce befriend her boss and get invited to team drinks.
She doesn’t want to leave, she’s just wondering…
What if those horrible Pharmaceutical Ads actually told the truth? Meet Erica. Erica can’t poop because she pops pills all day, but thanks to Movantik now she can pop pills and still poop. Thanks Movantik!
See the story of Willy Gee, the original spokesman for Colt 45. Includes recently discovered footage of Willy Gee spots.
Frat stars, Brad & Chad, won ‘t let a global epidemic get in the way of their Spring Break!
It’s never too late to learn how to skateboard.