By: Charles Ingram
Alice Cooper and Joe Perry have started a new supergroup, the Hollywood Vampires. Now their manager, show business legend Shep Gordon, wants the band to meet their new label rep, and they’re in for a shock.
Ted thinks he ‘s screwed. He ‘s just locked his keys in the car. Fortunately, his brand-new fully-loaded 2007 ‘ Domestic Minivan comes equipped with OnCar ‘ ‘ the state-of-the-art on-board navigation/concierge/emergency help system with analog curb-feelers. Ted soon discovers that OnCar ‘ can do far more than advertised. One touch of that big red button and Daryl can get Ted virtually anything he wants. It ‘s like Knight Rider for the mid-life-crisis crowd. Daryl from OnCar ‘ : a story of customer service gone horribly right.
As of Tuesday, #fivewordTEDtalks is trending on Twitter and bringing out the Internet’s collective wishful thinking. Here’s what these theoretical TED talks ‘culled from some of Twitter’s finest ‘might look like in action. Get ready to expand your mind!!
Leaked video of 18-year-old Ted Cruz reveals the future presidential candidate ‘s aspirations for world domination, early opposition to Planned Parenthood and gay marriage, and strange obsession with his own butt sweat.