By: A Thing From The Internet
For When You Want to Make Your Significant Other Cry Without the Commitment of a Marriage Proposal

Technically it ‘s, like, a whole bunch of rings, which seems better than just one. (via Bits And Pieces)
By: A Thing From The Internet
Technically it ‘s, like, a whole bunch of rings, which seems better than just one. (via Bits And Pieces)
Never allow the suspect (you) to tamper with the potential crime scene (also you). Only allow your belly to be touched by men and Republicans. The easiest way to accomplish this is to build an iron cage that ends just above your belly. Give the key to your priest. Don ‘t have a priest? Wow, you ‘re dying to go to jail, aren ‘t you, Abortia?
Road 2 Oddball – San Francisco, CA submission from Phil Wong
Andrew tries to re-connect with his two squatters.
Paul Scheer fills us in on the real deciding factor of the presidential election.