Elvis Still Upholding The Sanctity of Marriage, For Now

Good news, lovers of traditional marriage: You can still get your Godly marriage in a drive-thru Elvis chapel without worrying that it’s been sullied with homosexuality.

Supreme Court Chief Justice Kennedy issued an emergency injunction temporarily blocking gay marriage in Idaho and Nevada, at the states’ request, according to USA Today. Nevada would otherwise have had to begin issuing gay marriage licenses today, following an appeals court ruling in favor of gay marriage.

Thank God Las Vegas will continue to be a bastion of wholesome family values for at least a little longer.