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Trust No One About Ebola, Except Chris Brown

Ebola is scary. So scary that in some ways, it seems like it can’t be natural. Come on. A disease that’s spread by making you bleed to death, with no cure, except for possibly another Ebola victim’s blood? Sounds like something out of The X-Files.

It turns out some people actually believe this is a real thing. Luckily, there’s a real life Mulder on the case. It’s Chris Brown, with Twitter as his trusty Scully.

In a way this is reassuring. Any worries I had about global Ebola conspiracies are now assuaged, because Chris Brown is an idiot. I will say one thing for his conspiracy-mongering: I would not mind at all if he got abducted by aliens.

(via the LA Times)

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