There’s Going to Be a Wonder Woman Movie, Because Feminism is Out Of Control
Because feminists just couldn’t leave superheroes as the white men God intended them to be, we’re about to get a major superhero movie that contains tits.
DC announced today that at long last, Wonder Woman will come to the big screen. The first Wonder Woman movie will debut in 2017, starring Israeli actress Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman. As a feminist, it is not enough for me to steal a precious tentpole film from its pale, penisy owners; I will not rest unless Wonder Woman also has a male sidekick who appears in their posters posed like this.