I don’t want to write about Ebola anymore. It’s upsetting and it makes me worry about my mom’s friend who is a nurse. So let’s get all the Ebola news of the day out of the way in one fell swoop and we can all get back to slowly dying of heart disease, k?
The Dallas hospital apologized for acting like dumbasses when Ebola patient Thomas Eric Duncan showed up on their doorstep.
Ebola patient Nina Pham will be moved to the National Institute of Health in Maryland for treatment, and away from the Keystone Kospital.
Don’t panic about Ebola.
Eh, go ahead and panic.