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All of the stories from last week, compiled into one scary News Monster. Are you caught up? If not, you better get reading, or the Funny Or Die News Monster will eat your face off.
An ode to the most epic wooing of all time.
Disney rejected George Lucas’s narrative for the next “Star Wars” movie, so Emily Heller, Rene Gube and Rory Scovel list terrible plots that the filmmaker may have proposed. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
Brooklyn Decker just can’t help being sexy all the time, and it’s becoming a real problem for her roommates.
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The Sqwalkie gang tries to connect during quarantine, and it doesn ‘t go as planned. ‘
Mike Tyson is now 50, leaving us only to ponder the crushing inevitability of time.