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VIDEO: John Oliver Says You Care About the Wrong Election

Do you know who you’re voting for for senate this week? Good for you, you politically engaged little brown noser. Now do you know who you’re voting for for state senate? Didn’t think so. But John Oliver says you should, because 1) they’re probably insane, and 2) they’re the ones who actually control 90% of your life. Oh, but 3) they’re probably running unopposed, because you were too busy liking facebook posts about political races halfway across the country from you to support a decent state senate challenger. America is going to hell in a handbasket, and it’s all because of you. Thanks a lot, asshole. (We are typing this post while looking in a mirror.)

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