By: @midnight
For @midnight's final show in New York City, Stephen Colbert asks Jim Norton, Kurtz Metzger and Jesse Joyce to summarize The Big Apple using only three words. Watch more from this episode: http://on.cc.com/1AvvYJ8
The Super Bowl is coming, and Bryan Safi – unofficial first gay sportscaster – is on a mission to cover it. Or at least the halftime show w/ Katy Perry. So to prepare for his halftime show commentary, he consults with legendary sports commentator Pat O’Brien and goes to a Mini Mansions concert. Will it be a disaster? Yes.
“Delivering bad news is hard to do … especially when you don’t know what it is.” Written it Down is an unscripted comedy where the actors have no idea what the scene is going to be about. Season 2 has comedians firing each other, without knowing the reason until they read it on screen for the first time. What follows is a hilarious, 100% improvised scene where no one has any idea where the story will go next.
Sam Brownback is glad that it’s easier to carry a concealed firearm in Kansas than it is to become a notary, check out a book, get an abortion, vote, or ride a tilt-a-whirl.
Good luck trying to balance these three!
This description doesn’t matter. You’re just clicking on anything with breasts. You suck.
A glimpse at some of the million trillion things Big Sean would rather do than fuck with you.