Since Donald Trump and Mark Burnett are obviously not thinking clearly or rationally, here is a dog’s thoughts on Celebrity Apprentice. Starring Barry the Talking Dog, who is obviously rooting for Joan Rivers
It’s hard to be sexy all the time, unless you’ve got a professional sexy coach. Dita Von Teese can teach you how to be sexy while flossing, wearing a bluetooth headset, filing quarterly taxes, and much more.
If you whined about all these amazing developments in technology to your grandfather, his head would literally explode. That’s not an exaggeration. True fact: 27 elderly people die each year from mind explosions.