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After seeing lawyers with unbefitting billboards, Bob Odenkirk, Mike Mitchell and Mike Hanford come up with catchphrases for the tawdry attorneys.
Road 2 Oddball – Long Island, NY submission from Sana Khan
After the New England Patriots 45-10 drubbing of the Denver Broncos, spurred by 6 TDs from Patriots QB Tom Brady and Broncos QB Tim Tebow’s ineptitude to complete a pass, God rode a Golden Chariot to Gillette Stadium and held a press conference, where he admitted, “I love Tom Brady more than Tim Tebow”. God revealed his list of favorite players.
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“Yes, that person has a VERY beautiful life.” – Bob Marley http://www.theimmatureamateurshow.com
Recently The Intercept published a piece based on leaks from Edward Snowden that showed the National Security Agency has been secretly developing a Google-like search engine that can be used to filter through the 850 billion records of phone calls, emails, cellphone locations, and internet chats they have collected on suspected terrorists and innocent Americans caught up in their information drag nets. Here are some of the most popular searches.
As we do every week, Funny Or Die News rounds up the past week’s top stories and asks our favorite flabby tabby Garfield to sort them in his now classic “Garfield Approval Matrix.” Which stories were rated “LASAGNA” and which were rated “MONDAYS”? Look below to find out!