By: Look What I Found
First things first, this is indeed a real person, and not some dumb teenager trying to troll the dang internet. So while you ‘ll probably spend the rest of your afternoon just laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing, know that my man Dick Monster is busy GETTING SHIT DONE.
Good on you, Dick.
Anyway, we know you didn ‘t come here for just one silly name, you came here for a whole bunch, right? Well, don ‘t worry, there ‘s plenty more where that come from, all within reach of Dick ‘s personal network.
I will say, these look like good people. People I want to be friends with. In fact, from here on out, I ‘m affectionately calling them my “Little Dick Monsters.”