Twitter ‘s Best Reactions To News That Charles Manson Is Getting Married
News broke this week that convicted murderer and former cult leader, (but otherwise great guy) Charles Manson has gotten a marriage license and intends to marry his fianc ‘e, Afton Burton, within the next 90 days. Manson, 80, and Burton, 26, are decades apart in age, but exactly the same where it counts: BATSHIT CRAZINESS.
Of course, twitter had a lot to say about this news. Not surprisingly, most of it was along the lines of, “Charles Manson is getting married and you ‘re still single! HA HA!”
There's no punishment severe enough for Charles Manson, but being married to a 26 year old is a good start.
‘ bosha (@TheBosha) November 18, 2014
ME: Folks, apparently Charles Manson is getting married – and I thought one life sentence was enough! BUS DRIVER: Sir, it’s $2.50 to ride.
‘ stefan (@boring_as_heck) November 18, 2014
Charles Manson’s marriage is no shocker to me. When Chuck falls for someone, he falls hard.
‘ Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) November 18, 2014
How the fuck do half of you even know who Charles Manson is did they make a t-shirt with him at Urban Outfitters?
‘ Aaron Blitzstein (@BlitznBeans) November 18, 2014