By: Bill Doty
After surviving the fall, Hans Gruber realizes he has to go to a Christmas Party. In fear of being recognized, he does impressions while waiting in line for the bathroom.
Millennials view Republicans as old fashioned and out of touch so the GOP is reaching out to the youngsters to find out what they can do to be cool again.
Luke finds love on the internet.
Maybe America would be safer…?
Come on down to my Christmas party. There’s going to be lots of cool stuff and even more cool people. AND WE HAVE FORTS. So come on down…
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Nick Vatterott is a comedian/improviser/writer. He has toured clubs, colleges and cruise ships all over the world. He has written comedy for a wide variety of clients from MTV to Reader’s Digest. He’s worked for the world famous ‘The Second City’ Theater in Chicago and his one man show ‘NO OUTLET’ has been performed from Manhattan, New York all the way to Hollywood, California. Currently Nick Vatterott’s comedy CD ‘(SHOULDER SHRUG) ITS’ A LIVING…’ is available on iTunes. You can reach Nick at his website oodlesofpun.com, his blog at oodlesofpun.blogspot.com or at his email nickvatterott@oodlesofpun.com.