By: @midnight
It's Jay Z's birthday, and Brent Morin, Andrew Santino and Chris D'Elia celebrate by coming up with weak boasts from the mogul-rapper.
Women choose Eli Manning and the New York Giants this Super Bowl Sunday, because Tom Brady is an asshole.
Even the people hellbent on bringing swift and merciless death to the West want to ride The Donald’s wave.
With the success of David Fincher’s Social Network, Myspace Tom wants a film of his own.
James Catusco continues to show his skills on the basketball court.
TANG! It’s a kick in the glass! #BringTangBack Starring: Maggie Clancy, Paul Hennessy, Chris Osterndorf, and Joe Hollywood as Tang Man Director of Photography: Keith O’Hara Special Thanks: Laurel Perez and Josh Golden Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj – Bang Bang (Parody) I OWN NOTHING! WATCH IN HD!!!! Lyrics: I got some water in my own glass, but it ‘s a really really boring time. I want to heighten this drink real fast, and send it into overdrive (oh) (stop and mix, mix real soon, stop, hold up, get your spoon) I was lost before I found you, that orange sugar that could blow my mind. (I got some) Tang tang into the room (I know you want) Tang tang all over you (I ‘ll let you have it) Delicious fruit mix you can make real fast (ah) Not just a drink, it ‘s a kick in your glass! Tang tang, there goes your heart (We love it here) Tang back seat of my car (Drink it anywhere!) Wait a minute let me give you some (ah) So refreshing that you ‘ll go (ahhhh) Kool Aid might ‘ve become the mainstream, but we ‘re taking it way way back. No I don ‘t need to hear ’bout Crystal Light, cus Orange is the new Black (Orange gotta be baby, Orange but don ‘t say a thing) See any fruit drink can be good to you, but you need Tang to blow your mind Tang Tang it ‘s really great (I know you want) Tang Tang tastes I can make (I ‘ll let you stir it) Delicious fruit mix you can make real fast (ah) Not just a drink, it ‘s a kick in your glass! (ah) Tang tang, we won ‘t abstain (Gluttony!) Tang we want it back again (Can ‘t find it anywhere) Wait a minute let me give you some (ah) So refreshing that you ‘ll go (ahhhh) It ‘s the kids moscato, it ‘s fun in a bottle It ‘s Chris full throttle it ‘s oh, oh It ‘s a 90s thing, when sugar was king! Dipping in the jug of orange for sure Tastes so good, you ‘ll drink it off wood NASA brought it to SPACE! It ‘s that damn good. GO! Astronauts drinkin’ it, sip sip, downin ‘ it King Tang, dominant, prominent Its got vitamin C, good for you and me Just like the dynasty, won ‘t going quietly If we drink, we clink, but don ‘t get Tang on the mink That stain won ‘t come out, what would Kanye think?! (T to the A to N to G to the uh) (T to A to N to the G to the hey) This is the land of the free and the home of the Tang baby. I don ‘t want none of that Sunny D bullshit. You know what I want! Up in space, baby! Tang Tang into the room (The party’s starting) Tang the only drink we consume (I want more of it) Delicious fruit mix you can make real fast (ah) Not just a drink, it ‘s a kick in your glass! Tang tang, it makes your day! (It ‘s kind of gross) Tang what more can we say? (This joke is dying!) Wait a minute, this got gross real fast. No wonder no one drinks it. Some things should stay in the past! For more videos go to youtube.com/paulhennessyshow
The Packers lost Aaron Rogers for the season. A couple more linemen and the IR is going to look like the Pro Bowl.