By: Matt Wright Comedy
25 Things You Seriously HAVE To Do Before You’re 25

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Go to a foreign country. Take a picture of yourself hugging a child of a different race.
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Get a yeast infection.
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Throw up in front of someone and try to kiss them anyway.
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Spend your entire workday reading about how to stop procrastinating.
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‘Like” a photo of an ex-girlfriends new baby.
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Get passed by someone carrying the Olympic torch on a walk of shame.
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Spend three hours deciding what to watch on Netflix. Fall asleep within the first ten minutes.
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Get a sandwich for your boss.
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Get so drunk you put a popsicle on your nightstand to ‘eat in the morning”.
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Take a romantic getaway with a significant other you can no longer stand to look at.
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Have a friend get engaged, married, and divorced as you remain completely single.
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Drop a baby.
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Spend hundreds of tanning beds so you can already be tanned on your excursion to an all inclusive pool in a poor country.
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Be completely poor. Go downtown every weekend.
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Play ‘Wagon Wheel” at an open mic.
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Buy a drink for someone across the bar. Act too shy to talk to them.
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Tell a job interviewer that your biggest weakness is that you ‘work too hard”.
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Get someones number. Wait so long to meet up it becomes a blind date.
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Receive chain mail. Don ‘t return it. Be haunted by a ghostly woman searching for her daughter.
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Fart in a Hot Yoga class.
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Learn how to cook something that Ketchup doesn ‘t go on.
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Experience Asia with a bunch of other drunk white people.
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Meet the one. Add them on Facebook. Realize they have 400 profile pictures. Change your mind.
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Realize that the sooner you stop talking about the Justin Bieber ‘s of the world the sooner they will disappear.
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