By: Dead Kevin Sketch
Ryan thought it'd be funny to fart in Ahmed's face while he slept.
Let’s just open some god damn presents!
The Guardian revealed this week that the Chicago Police Department is operating a secret prison in the heart of the city. Prisoners are secretly held for long hours without access to their lawyers or the outside world, and some have allegedly been tortured. How did the Chicago PD keep such a thing a secret? They were great at blending in with their neighbors, as you can tell from these emails from their block association ‘s google group.
Want to be like Kimbo Slice? Then Drink his Soda. Side effects may include crossword puzzles, cougar anal, and your dog being afraid. You have been warned.
People say money can’t buy happiness, even if you spend that money on a hoverboard scooter.
Justin Trudeau showed women exactly where they belong … in his cabinet! Boom!
