Which Of Our 8 Surefire News Predictions For 2015 Do You Think Will Come True?
It ‘s 2015 and that means we ‘re in for a new year of scoops, scandals, and expos ‘s. It ‘s impossible to say for sure what the next 12 months will bring, but I feel confident that the following stories will make an appearance before the year ‘s end.
1) An international tragedy will be quickly overshadowed by a racy pic of a Kardashian ‘s sideboob.
Not saying it ‘ll be Kim ‘s. It could be Khloe ‘s (but it will probably be Kim ‘s).
2) Jaden Smith will run for mayor of a small town in the Midwest for some reason.
Try and stop him.
3) Jared from those old Subway commercials will be embroiled in a heinous sex scandal.
Get ready for a whole lot of footlong puns.
4) After Hillary announces run for presidency, Fox News will organize a panel to criticize her wardrobe.
At some point, Megyn Kelly will coin the phrase ‘shoe-gate.”
5) Michael Bay will announce a sexy, gritty Hey Arnold reboot.
Megan Fox will be cast as Olga, Arnold, and Arnold ‘s Grandpa. Stoop Kid will be constructed entirely from stop-motion CGI effects.
6) Ariana Grande will get trapped in a vent.
Not totally sure why, but I have a strong feeling about this one.
7) CNN will air a six-part story on Ren ‘e Zellweger ‘s face.
60% of it will be clips from Jerry Maguire and Cold Mountain.
8) Someone will have sex with someone or something they shouldn ‘t have sex with.
Probably a politician, but it might be a religious leader or one of your childhood heroes.
