By: Laura Holliday

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Most Common New Years Resolutions

Most Common New Year ‘s Resolutions for 2015

Its really easy to feel alone as you try to get started on your new years goals! I compiled 30 of the most common new years resolutions made this year- well, almost ALL of these were on my own list- so know you ‘re not on your own as you strive for a stellar 2015! : )

  • Drop those last 5 (or 10) pounds
  • Spend more time with family and loved ones
  • Give up those yummy fast food runs
  • Learn a new hobby like knitting
  • Hit the gym everyday
  • Cut back on the brewskis (lol that means beer!)
  • Give back by volunteering and lending a hand
  • Spend more time in nature
  • Spend less time on your electronic devices
  • Save more money! Maybe by cutting out those daily starbucks runs
  • Clear the human remains out of your freezer
  • Try online dating
  • Scrub away the blood stains on your basement floor
  • Adopt a kitten or puppy who needs a forever home
  • Drive that sleeping bag full of human bones out to a faraway quarry or river bed
  • Start an etsy store
  • Thoroughly wash all the clothing that could have blood or other remains on them
  • Learn to make candles
  • Slowly grow out beard
  • Eat more veggies
  • Buy RV and park it on mountain top
  • Finally use that juicer
  • Become paranoid and anxious, trapped in a world of your own guilt and anguish
  • Get that butterfly ankle tattoo you ‘ve been wanting!
  • Eat cigarettes for food. because you can ‘t leave your Rv, you can ‘t
  • Visit grandma more
  • Decide to drive RV off nearby cliff, discover; out of gas
  • Learn Spanish with Rosetta Stone
  • Open trunk of RV to look for gas can- oh no who are these other people that you killed? Why don ‘t you remember killing these other people?
  • Enter a 5k for a good cause
  • Crawl into the RV trunk in the fetal position and cry lonely tears onto the bodies of the strangers you murdered and hope for death
  • Make time for love

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