Most Common New Years Resolutions

Most Common New Year ‘s Resolutions for 2015

Its really easy to feel alone as you try to get started on your new years goals! I compiled 30 of the most common new years resolutions made this year- well, almost ALL of these were on my own list- so know you ‘re not on your own as you strive for a stellar 2015! : )

• Drop those last 5 (or 10) pounds
• Spend more time with family and loved ones
• Give up those yummy fast food runs
• Learn a new hobby like knitting
• Hit the gym everyday
• Cut back on the brewskis (lol that means beer!)
• Give back by volunteering and lending a hand
• Spend more time in nature
• Spend less time on your electronic devices
• Save more money! Maybe by cutting out those daily starbucks runs
• Clear the human remains out of your freezer
• Try online dating
• Scrub away the blood stains on your basement floor
• Adopt a kitten or puppy who needs a forever home
• Drive that sleeping bag full of human bones out to a faraway quarry or river bed
• Start an etsy store
• Thoroughly wash all the clothing that could have blood or other remains on them
• Learn to make candles
• Slowly grow out beard
• Eat more veggies
• Buy RV and park it on mountain top
• Finally use that juicer
• Become paranoid and anxious, trapped in a world of your own guilt and anguish
• Get that butterfly ankle tattoo you ‘ve been wanting!
• Eat cigarettes for food. because you can ‘t leave your Rv, you can ‘t
• Visit grandma more
• Decide to drive RV off nearby cliff, discover; out of gas
• Learn Spanish with Rosetta Stone
• Open trunk of RV to look for gas can- oh no who are these other people that you killed? Why don ‘t you remember killing these other people?
• Enter a 5k for a good cause
• Crawl into the RV trunk in the fetal position and cry lonely tears onto the bodies of the strangers you murdered and hope for death
• Make time for love