By: Alex Richanbach
Cartoonist: Jesse Benjamin — A collaboration with Funny Or Die writers

Cartoonist: Jesse Benjamin ‘ A collaboration with Funny Or Die writers
By: Alex Richanbach
Cartoonist: Jesse Benjamin ‘ A collaboration with Funny Or Die writers
“These idiots, who know nothing, are saying that you hate it when I try to touch you.”
If we dated in real life like we do on the internet…
Mary sounds off about the squatty potty!
Two nerds (Breaking Bad’s RJ Mitte and Mad Men’s Marten Holden Weiner) attempt to create the ultimate babe (Alessandra Ambrosio) in their basement with a little help from some strange chemistry.
Johnny Depp dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow and visited kids in the hospital, and they made him feel way better about himself.