By: Jenny Nelson

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Leaked Morning Show Radio Schedule

The morning shows on pop and hip hop radio stations are fun, but do you ever wonder what’s going on behind the scenes? We found a leaked copy of one such show’s script, and in a breach of ethics we’re publishing it for all to see. The results are sometimes shocking but usually not:

7:00 AM : Crazy J with traffic and weather report.
‘The Manhole” and Girl DJ (Again, what ‘s her name? Michelle? Mandy??) rag on him.

7:05 AM : ‘Let It Go” from Frozen

7:09 AM : John Legend ‘s song from Selma.
(only half of song, please stay on sched so we can get to today ‘s Pranks)

7:11 AM : Newscast #1
A-List celebrity is dating another A-List celebrity. Can listeners guess who it is? Answer after the break!

7:13 AM : Commercial break
WMAS THE MAZE ‘s First Ever Jingle Ball Valentine ‘s Day concert, 2/15

7:17 AM : Follow-up to Newscast #1 cliffhanger
THIS is the couple that ‘s dating. (Info found via google image search)

7:18 AM : Listener Prank #1 of 7
Listener calls in to talk to The Manhole and Girl DJ. (I think her name ‘s Mylissa??) DJs stay on line as listener calls Dad to say she ‘s pregnant; before Dad can respond, The Manhole and whatever-the-Girl-DJ ‘s-name-is hop on the mic and say, ‘You ‘re on 96.65 the MAZE, This is MORNING WOOD.” Listener and Dad receive 2 free tix to first ever Jingle Ball Valentine ‘s Day concert on February 15th.

7:24 AM : Song (any song is fine)

7:29 AM : Commercial break
WMAS THE MAZE ‘s First Ever Jingle Ball Valentine ‘s Day concert, 2/15

7:33 AM : DJs reminisce about Prank #1.

7:34 AM : ‘Exclusive World Premiere” of song that leaked online last week.

7:37 AM : Surprise announcement from The Manhole
artist of Exclusive World Premiere will be on the air in just a few.

7:40 AM : Commercial break
Radios for sale (hopefully people buy more radios)

7:44 AM : Newscast #2
DJs casually discuss downfall of unfortunate celebrity, rag on said celebrity.

7:46 AM : Invite artist of Exclusive World Premiere to also rag on said (possibly mentally ill) celebrity.

7:50 AM : Listener Prank #2 of 7
with E.W.P. artist – listeners call in to say [mean] things about artist. DJs rag on artist.

7:56 AM : Commercial break
WMAS THE MAZE ‘s First Ever Jingle Ball Valentine ‘s Day concert, 2/15

8:00 AM – 8:12 AM : COMMERCIAL-FREE BLOQUE

8:00 AM : “I Don ‘t F**k with You” by Big Sean ft. E-40 (censored for profane language)

8:04 AM : ‘I ‘m In Love With the C*C*” by O.T. Genasis (censored for mention of drug use)

8:08 AM : ‘I Don ‘t Mind [ ‘If You Dance On A Pole]” by Usher ft. Juicy J (song checks out, no censorship)

8:12 AM : Quick, self-congragulatory recap of Pranks #1 and 2.

8:14 AM : Play highlights from This Year in Pranks.
Rag on all the people in the highlights.

8:17 AM :Commercial break –
WMAS THE MAZE ‘s First Ever Jingle Ball Valentine ‘s Day concert, 2/15

8:21 AM : Newscast #3 –
DJs talk about scandalous or provocative photoshoot, hard to do on the radio, but please try.

8:27 AM : Girl DJ (Just going to come out and say it, I do NOT know her name)does movie review.
The Manhole rags on her, Crazy J comes back to rag on her, too. It ‘s good for Crazy J to have the opportunity to dish it out (i.e. rag on someone) especially considering how he ‘s usually the one getting ragged on!

8:31 AM : Commercial break
WMAS THE MAZE ‘s First Ever Jingle Ball Valentine ‘s Day concert, 2/15

8:35 AM – 8:45 AM : BEYONCE / NICKI MINAJ BLOQUE:
Only play songs by these artists – THEIR TIME TO SHINE.

8:45 AM – 10 AM : LISTENER PRANK BLOQUE –
Listener Pranks #3-7.


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