By: @midnight
Patton Oswalt, Pete Holmes and Kyle Kinane come up with terrible instructional articles that wikiHow should never publish. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
We turned a public bathroom into a rave.
I ‘ll give you one chance to guess where he ‘s from
Encryption is a delicate issue. Literally.
Apparently one Baltimore hot dog vendor didn’t get the memo about today’s Orioles/White Sox Empty Stadium game.
A TMZ exclusive: leaked footage of Daniel Day-Lewis ‘ audition for “Daredevil LIVE! On Broadway!!!” with casting director Bess Fifer. Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizab… http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed by Alex Forstenhausler http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3715540 DP ‘d by Seth Hagenstein http://www.shagenstein.com/ Edited by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com Daniel Day-Lewis: Gianmarco Soresi Casting Director: Bess Fifer Casting Assistant: Emma Tattenbaum-Fine Wardrobe: Cindy Ho Crew: Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay, Mauricio Marces Special Thanks to Uncle Function (Chris Cafero, Jessica Frey, Russell Daniels, Douglas Goodhart, and Alex Fast), Mauricio Marces and Actors Connection MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!