By: pottsdotcom
Leaked Email Thread From Bored Supreme Court Justices

The Supreme Court Justices aren ‘t that different from you and me, as evidenced by the leaked email thread below.

From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: Top 5 Judges of All Time
From our discussion earlier today. Mine are:
1. Earl Warren
2. John Rutledge
3. Judy
4. William Howard Taft
5. Herman Munster in that Joe Pesci movie
Who are yours?

From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
Good list.
Mine are:
Thurgood Marshall
William Rehnquist
Paula Abdul
John Jay
and
Robert Duvall from da Judge baybay:

From: Anthony M. Kennedy
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
Are we meeting tomorrow to discuss the briefing on Case 222?

From: Sonia Sotomayor
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
Not sure. I ‘m telling you all right now, though, I ‘m voting GUILTY. Courts must apply standard contract principles, alleviated of assumptions, to confirm whether retiree health-care benefits survive the expiration of a collective-bargaining agreement.

From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
Guys start a different thread for that -we ‘re talking fav judges over here.

From: Antonin Scalia
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
You guys see this:

From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
WHOA

From: Samuel Anthony Alito
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
That ‘s completely crass and inappropriate.

From: Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
Hashtag Funny.

From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
SCALIA, PUT THAT ON THE ‘FUNNY VID THREAD.” This is for top 5 judges!

From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
I ‘ll tell you how I ‘m going to vote for case 222:

From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
Please, start a case thread. This is the wrong thread.

From: Clarence Thomas
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
HEY BREYER:

From: Anthony M. Kennedy
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
Ohhh wut – Thomas finally decides to speak up in an email thread!!!

From: Antonin Scalia
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
THOMAS JUST EMAILED US?????

From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time


From: David Souter
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
I ‘VE BEEN RETIRED FOR YEARS PLEASE GOD TAKE ME OUT OF THIS GOOGLE GROUP.

From: Antonin Scalia
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
SOUTERRRRRR! What ‘s up!?

From: John G. Roberts
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
Top Five Soups:
a. Minestrone
b. Chicken Noodle
c. Broccoli Cheddar
d. Split Pea
e. Chicken Barley

From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
ROBERTS – TOP FIVE JUDGES NOT TOP A-E SOUPS YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

From: John G. Roberts
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
Judge Breyer, could you come into my office, please?

From: Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time
