Hey Hollywood: Maybe it ‘s time to lay off the plastic surgery, especially if you ‘re a woman of a certain age. First Renee Zellweger, then Uma Thurman ‘ star after star is showing up looking practically unrecognizable. Here are five more stars who look NOTHING like their old selves.
So no one told you life was gonna be this ‘ scaly? The Friends star showed up on a red carpet recently looking gorgeous, but ‘ different. So has the former Friend had work done? Or has she just aged into a new look? Plastic surgeon Dr. Christophopher Pim, who does not treat the star, said, ‘This is a picture of a dragon.” Guess we ‘ll never know!
Whoa! Is that you, Sally? TheYou ‘ve Got Mail star showed up on the red carpet looking a little ‘ changed. ‘I think she looks great!” says Petra Bimp of fashion blog Fuck You. ‘It ‘s great to see a disgusting old woman who isn ‘t afraid to say, ‘Hey, I can still breathe fire. ‘ “
Has the Kentucky stunner gone under the knife? Not so, says her agent ‘ it ‘s just fresh air and plenty of sleep that helped the star of Beautiful Girls grow 20-foot leathery wings. At the Selma premiere we said ‘Hey Ashley, have you had work done?” but she just screeched and flew off into the sky with half an Entertainment Weekly reporter in each talon.
Nicole Kidman has always denied having plastic surgery. So is it possible that it ‘s just a weird camera angle that made her look so different? Absolutely. But that doesn ‘t explain why she leveled Chicago with her flame breath while screeching, ‘I am your fire queen, I am your destroyer.” Jeez, Nic, are you still mad that The Paperboy wasn ‘t better received?
Yo, Madonna ‘s a dragon now.