Leaked Email Thread From Bored Supreme Court Justices

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: Top 5 Judges of All Time

From our discussion earlier today. Mine are:
1. Earl Warren
2. John Rutledge
3. Judy
4. William Howard Taft
5. Herman Munster in that Joe Pesci movie

Who are yours?

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Good list.
Mine are:
Thurgood Marshall
William Rehnquist
Paula Abdul
John Jay
and
Robert Duvall from da Judge baybay:

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Anthony M. Kennedy
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Are we meeting tomorrow to discuss the briefing on Case 222?

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Sonia Sotomayor
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Not sure. I ‘m telling you all right now, though, I ‘m voting GUILTY. Courts must apply standard contract principles, alleviated of assumptions, to confirm whether retiree health-care benefits survive the expiration of a collective-bargaining agreement.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Guys start a different thread for that ‘ we ‘re talking fav judges over here.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Antonin Scalia
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

You guys see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watchv=IVvGpTPI5L0

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

WHOA

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Samuel Anthony Alito
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

That ‘s completely crass and inappropriate.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Hashtag Funny.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

SCALIA, PUT THAT ON THE “FUNNY VID THREAD.” This is for top 5 judges!

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

I ‘ll tell you how I ‘m going to vote for case 222:

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Please, start a case thread. This is the wrong thread.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Clarence Thomas
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

HEY BREYER:

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Anthony M. Kennedy
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Ohhh wut ‘ Thomas finally decides to speak up in an email thread!!!

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Antonin Scalia
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

THOMAS JUST EMAILED US?????

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Elena Kagan
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: David Souter
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

I ‘VE BEEN RETIRED FOR YEARS PLEASE GOD TAKE ME OUT OF THIS GOOGLE GROUP.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Antonin Scalia
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

SOUTERRRRRR! What ‘s up?!

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: John G. Roberts
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Top Five Soups:
a. Minestrone
b. Chicken Noodle
c. Broccoli Cheddar
d. Split Pea
e. Chicken Barley

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Stephen G. Breyer
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

ROBERTS ‘ TOP FIVE JUDGES NOT TOP A ‘E SOUPS YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: John G. Roberts
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time

Judge Breyer, could you come into my office, please?

To: supremecourtjustices@googlegroups.com
From: Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Subject: RE: Top 5 Judges of All Time