Telecommuting: Working from Home
More than 30 million Americans work from a home office at least once a week. This is a typical work day for Sally and Sean.
Imagine a cool canyon spring, running free. Mmmmm-mmm. Now imagine that canyon spring going through federally mandated purity testing and being pumped INTO YOUR HOUSE for just about free. Meh, right? Let ‘s spice it up. Now imagine that canyon spring being diverted into an industrial processing plant off the I10 corridor, put into a non-biodegradable container like it ‘s own lil ‘ landfill starter kit, and driven on bigass trucks to stores nationwide to be sold at an astronomical markup. That ‘s the Arrowhead miracle, and it happens every day. Thanks to consumers who are total fucking idiots, Nestl ‘ is taking California ‘s water that would go into Californians taps IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT, and instead sells it back to you as Arrowhead Water. Arrowhead. Because Nestl ‘ thinks you ‘re stupid. Remember: you can ‘t spell ‘profiting from global water crisis ‘ without ‘Nestle. ‘ *This website is in no way associated with or endorsed by Nestl ‘ or Arrowhead. Nor is Heavy Crude Video LLC in any way involved in the sale bottled water. Heavy Crude Video would never take your water and sell it back to you at a premium during a drought, we ‘re not a-holes: http://www.arrowheadbornbetter.com
This Father ‘s Day gift from Old Spice can make it a lot easier.
Living with an Emoji explores the pro’s and con’s of human and emoticon domestication. Not wanting to have a “random craigslister” move in to his apartment, Zack is introduced by a mutual friend to new roomate, Stu. The catch? Stu is an mustached, mute emoji. While at first living with an emoji seems to be an upgrade within Zack’s life, he soon discovers a very dark, illicit being.
Get the extended “The Step” single on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/album/step-feat.-dan-chamberlain/id646052205?v0=9988&ign-mpt=uo%3D1 Or Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/The-Step-feat-Dan-Chamberlain/dp/B00CV57R6W Music video for “The Step” by Mr. Danceman. ‘ 2013 Danceman Records. Facebook: http://on.fb.me/VeC2Sv Credits: Starring: Dan Chamberlain as Mr. Danceman Featuring: Alison Bennett, Tim Dunn, Jared Hacker, and Laura Willcox Written and Produced by The Bilderbergers (Lucas Klauss, Matt Moskovciak, Ben Stadler) Directed by Ben Weinstein Director of Photography: Adam Sacks Music: John D. Ivy Editing and Visual Effects: Alden Ford Sound: James Leggero Choreography: Kassia Miller Wardrobe: Andrew Clancy (http://anyoldiron.net/) PA: Bob Garramone Transportation: Ramsey Ess Car Service Photo of pyramids by Flickr user bandarji Photo of mall by David R. Tribble (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Loadmaster) Photo of “some thing” by Flickr user snigl3t
A practical guide for writing the great American novel. This video was written, shot, and edited in less then 12 hours, then premiered at the SKETCH CRAM stage show at the UCB Theatre in Hollywood. SKETCH CRAM is an all-new sketch comedy show written, rehearsed and performed in a single day by UCB’s top writers and performers on the 2nd Saturday of every month. For details and reservations go to https://franklin.ucbtheatre.com/show/1383
This season’s ‘Bachelorette’ premiere had us rolling on the floor with laughter