By: FunnyorDieIU
55 Best Places to Fart on IU’s Campus
Flatulence. Toots. Passing Wind. Butt Burp. Air Biscuit.Benchwarmer. Taint Tickler. FARTS.
Some are loud and forceful, some are silent and deadly, butthey are something we all experience on a daily basis. When in the comfort ofyour own home or when in good company you can let them rip loudly and proudly.However, farts sneak up on us often at very inconvenient times. Usually we canhold them in until we can find a safe place to release that cheek squeak, butsometimes it is hard to know where the most appropriate location to do so is.After surveying a large portion of the student body at Indiana University wehave compiled a list of the 55 best places to let your stale wind blow.
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Arboretum
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Walking up Ballantine stairs
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A humid lecture in Swain West
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Seventh floor of the stacks
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SRSC racket ball court
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Next to napping pledge in union lounge
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Overcrowded A bus
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Overcrowded B bus
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Teter quad (anywhere)
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Village Deli kitchen
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Vacant union phone booths
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Sitting in Showalter fountain
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Beck Chapel pew
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On the racist Woodburn murals
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Hoagy Carmichael ‘s lap
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Dunn meadow (during fall)
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9am geology lab
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Dunnkirk popcorn machine
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7th hole of IU golf course
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Kinsey Institute
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Jordan Hall Green House
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Dull moment at your one friend ‘s improv show
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Stargazing at Kirkwood observatory
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Education library
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In line for C store sub
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Z&C
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On a freshman
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In sign language class so no one can laugh
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Foster living learning community
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Collins coffee house poetry slam
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Ski/Snowboard club call out meeting
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Union Starbucks during open mic
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On your portion of the group project
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In an overcrowded pledge ride
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SPEA library
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Wells group study room
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Jordan Bridge
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During foreign film screening at IU cinema
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Post ICORE photo shoot
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On the people carding at Nick ‘s English Hut
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In front of high school college visit tours
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On the “Please stop the violence” guy
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The jungle
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Bobby Knight ‘s chair
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As you leave your drug dealers house so he knows you ‘re not friends
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On that test you just bombed
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Your out of state tuition bills
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On the leather seats of an international students really expensive car
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Health Center waiting room
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IMU Elevator
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Center Stage in the IU Auditorium so the sound really resonates
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Saki bombing at Ami right when everyone yells “BOMB”
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On your dorm roommate who hasn ‘t left the room in 4 days because he ‘s on a Netflix binge
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While giving blood in the Red Cross trucks outside Ballentine
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In the bathroom, you pig. Have some common decency.
