News Diarrhea: This Week’s Top News Stories Shit Out In One Place

Well, another week has passed and shit all over us. Yes, this shitstorm we call a new cycle just keeps on shitting out story after story like it ate some sort of news-laxative and lost all control. It ‘s disgusting. But if you ‘re into that sort of thing, see below for a few highlights of all of the sticky stories the news shit out this week.

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‘Apple released the new macbook. Looks awesome in gold!”

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Secret service agents are being investigated after they crashed a car into a barrier at the White House.

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