Well, another week has passed and shit all over us. Yes, this shitstorm we call a new cycle just keeps on shitting out story after story like it ate some sort of news-laxative and lost all control. It ‘s disgusting. But if you ‘re into that sort of thing, see below for a few highlights of all of the sticky stories the news shit out this week.
‘Apple released the new macbook. Looks awesome in gold!”
Secret service agents are being investigated after they crashed a car into a barrier at the White House.