Drunk Article #20: All Of These Things Are Beautiful

I think all of these things are beautiful:

Raindrops on moss
Dogs
Backflips
Music
Plants
Elephants
The American Flag
Dunks
Hail Mary ‘s that work
Art that ‘s good
Internet
Spanish languages
Things that are well lit
Massages
Nature
Cities
Bugles when it ‘s the appropriate time.
Sunglasses when it ‘s bright out.
Kissing a person you ‘ve been hoping to.
Movies where you think later.
Cool cars.
Floating.
Space.
NASA when it works.
Monkeys.
Receiving good news.
Unexpected Friendship.
Shoeboxes.
Bears.
Soft stuff.
Huge beds.
Showers with multiple hoses.
Rosy and helpful strangers.
Animals doing their thing.
Brave acts of sticking it to the man.
When you are in love and the person you love loves you back, and it ‘s not a big deal.
If you wear glasses, it ‘s great when they have no scratches and are real clean and you ‘re about to watch an artsy movie.
Oregon.
Fireworks.
Sincere compliments.
Making people blush in a good way.
Hugs from people you ‘re really wanting one from.
Croissants.
Donuts.
Kitty-Cats
Treehouses.
Rope swings into water.
Cash.
Paper Airplanes when they work.
Yo-yo tricks.
Smoothies.
Telescopes.
Airplanes.
Trails.
Parachutes.
Waldo, Where ‘s
Alley-Oops.
Bakers.
Car-Washes.
Pears.
Juice.
Technology.
Sunshine.
Shade.
Holding Your Breath The Longest.
Having a good time with your friends.
Getting a Good Idea.
Dinosaurs.
Porches.
Lightning.
Bugs that aren ‘t bothering you and look interesting.
Ants working as a team.
Things that bounce.
Buried Treasure.
Cool Dads.
Bubbles.
Whales.
Stuff that has a lot of heart.
Trees that absorb fences as they grow, showing that nature is king.
Weekends.
Artifacts.
Sculptures that make sense.
Vacations.
When you can make things go TURBO.
Water.
Waterfalls.
Respect.
Humble talented people.
Games.
Parks.
Fresh air.
Mountains.
Tall buildings that are going for something.
Heat.
Campfires.
Socks that leave you ‘re feet BETTER off.
When you don ‘t have anything weird growing on your body.
Dancing.
Impressive architecture.
Bunkers loaded with goodies.
Time travel.
Laptops.
Pens and pencils.
Colors.
Rainbows.
Second Base.
Blimps.
Submarines.
Magic.
Museums.
Sandy beaches that aren ‘t too hot.
Getting a bullseye in anything.
Sabertooth tigers.