The Numerous Times Senate Democrats Have Made Costly Reading Mistakes

Senate Democrats let an anti human-trafficking bill reach the floor without realizing it contained anti-abortion language. Why didn ‘t they notice the addition when it was in the Senate Judiciary Committee? They didn ‘t read it. This isn ‘t the first time Senate Democrats failed to read important information. Below is a list of some of their most notable mistakes.

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Barbara Mikulski (D-MD) signs off on Senate Bill No. 848 without reading it, and now spiders are a thing.

Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) looks like a real asshole after forgetting to read The Kite Runner for her own book club.

Harry Reid (D-NV) is involved in a terrible car accident after forgetting to read a One-Way sign.

Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) tragically joins the U.S. Senate after failing to read any newspapers from the last 25 years.

Al Franken (D-MN) votes in favor of Senate Bill No. 1046, without reading that Senate Bill No. 1046 makes every October 2nd Al Franken Sucks Day.

Mazie Hirono (D-HI) fails to read a safety blitz and gets absolutely hammed by Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu.

Charles Schumer (D-NY) is sucked into a massive black hole after failing to read the Terms & Conditions while purchasing a new cellular plan from Verizon.

Claire McCaskill (D-MO) has no fucking clue how much closer the objects in her side mirrors are compared to how they appear.

Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) fails to read the room and tells a very blue joke about the old west at a campaign fundraiser. It does not go over.

Barbara Boxer (D-CA) misreads The Hierophant tarot card revealed to her by a gypsy, thus allowing herself to be caught off guard by a stranger seeking to topple her empire.