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Everyone In The Office Lists Their Favorite Full House Episode

With the announcement of the Full House reboot, some folks in the office thought it was a great time to reminisce about our favorite episodes.


From: dan@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, pat@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Don’t know if you guys saw the news that Full House is coming back on Netflix. Figured this was as good a time as any to share your favorite Full House eps.

I’ll just get the ball rolling — when DJ has her first kiss at her birthday party. Don’t remember the boy’s name. Kevin?

From: pat@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Or when Stephanie killed the mom with the car

From: mike@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, pat@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Hmm. I don’t remember his name. I only remember Steve and Viper. In the new series, DJ’s a widow. Does that mean Steve died??

I liked the episode where Stephanie drove a car through the kitchen.

From: mike@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, pat@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Wait, Pat, what?

From: dan@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, pat@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Yeah, i remember the car being driven through kitchen. But i don’t recall the mom part.

From: pat@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Yeah, the one where Stephanie crashed the car into the house and it killed the mother.

From: pat@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

you guys know Danny was a widower, right?

From: dan@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, pat@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

That’s true. But that’s part of the original set up of the show. Like from the beginning. It’s what sets everything into motion, with Jesse and Joey moving back in with them.

From: jason@fod.com
To: dan@fod.com, mike@fod.com, pat@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Oh man this is bringing back SO many memories. Call me crazy, but I can’t think of Full House without thinking about all the episodes with The Beach Boys.

About what Pat was saying. It doesn’t even make sense that that Stephanie would kill the mom. I mean, from a comedic standpoint you’d think they would want it be someone else so that Stephanie could see the crash scene and go “How Rude.”

From: mike@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, pat@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Yeah but I think she died before the series started– that’s why Jesse and Joey move in. Are you saying the Mom died just like during some episode of the show? And that was it was Stephanie’s fault? None of that happened.

From: dan@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, pat@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Guys, let’s give Pat the benefit of the doubt. There were A LOT of episodes. Pat, do you remember what else happened in that one?

From: mike@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, pat@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Why are we giving Pat the benefit of the doubt? I know with 100% certainly none of this happened.

If we can get this back on track I liked the episode where Stephanie and Kimmy started an Ace of Base cover band.

From: pat@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

I just remember Stephanie saying “I’m not sorry” re: the mom’s death

From: dan@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, pat@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

There’s no way. When would this have happened?

From: jason@fod.com
To: dan@fod.com, mike@fod.com, pat@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

According to Wikipedia, “Danny Tanner’s wife Pam is killed in a car crash by a drunk driver.”

Now if a 6-year Stephanie had some sort of alcohol problem, surely we would all remember that, right? And come to think of it, why wouldn’t Wikipedia just say … “killed in a car crash by her daughter, Stephanie.”

Look Pat, I want to be supportive here, but I think you might be flat-out wrong.

From: mike@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, pat@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

It’s a fucking comedy. There’s no way. If this is true Pat, who played her?

You guys I’ve got work to do. Unsubscribe.

From: pat@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

I think it was just a stunt woman since the body went flying pretty far. I don’t know names of all the stunt women in Hollywood but she is supposed to be the best: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1057928/

From: pat@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

her skeleton came out, remember?

From: jason@fod.com
To: dan@fod.com, mike@fod.com, pat@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

Pat, are you maybe thinking about Aunt Becky?

From: pat@fod.com
To: jason@fod.com, mike@fod.com, dan@fod.com
Subject: full house is back

I’m pretty sure Aunt Becky’s skeleton never came out. Get fucking real, Jason.

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