News Diarrhea: This Week’s Top News Stories Shit Out In One Place

Like a self-driving truck with an appetite for destruction, this week ‘s news was unstoppable. Here are all the week ‘s top stories, shit out in one place.

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Tuesday was Cinco De Mayo. Americans celebrated a holiday they don ‘t know the significance of by getting blackout drunk in Mexican restaurants.

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Microsoft made a site that guesses your age from a photo. We made a much better site that guesses your name.

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