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News Diarrhea: This Week’s Top News Stories Shit Out In One Place

Like a self-driving truck with an appetite for destruction, this week ‘s news was unstoppable. Here are all the week ‘s top stories, shit out in one place.





Tuesday was Cinco De Mayo. Americans celebrated a holiday they don ‘t know the significance of by getting blackout drunk in Mexican restaurants.









Microsoft made a site that guesses your age from a photo. We made a much better site that guesses your name.








