By: @midnight
After seeing pictures of bad-mannered airline passengers, Chris D'Elia, Nick Swardson and Whitney Cummings guess where the travelers are headed. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
It’s not easy being Donald Trump’s Penis. Especially when you’re an anarchist, feminist, lesbian, environmentalist. #FreeTrumpsDick
When a precocious fry cook’s questioning triggers an intense flashback for her boss, Colonel Harlan Sanders must struggle to keep his sanity before his inner demons are unleashed all over the place. What will become of this marvelous mogul’s poultry principality? Is it OK to say “gooks” on the internet? I don’t know. It’s probably all fake anyway.
Remember the ‘Saved by the Bell ‘ when Zack Morris stole $5,000 from the Mafia to scalp U2 tickets? Zack Morris is trash.
In Iowa this week Ted Cruz said that he liked condoms. “Last I checked, we don’t have a rubber shortage in America.” And to make sure a “rubber” shortage never happens, Cruz is planning to release his own condom brand. See below for some mock-ups of possible names his campaign is considering.
Writer/Director/Producer/Vocals: Molly Dworsky // Sound: Xander Lott // Videographer: Matt Houchin // Video Editor: Sam E Mark // Starring: Molly Dworsky, Brent Klava, Michael MacMillan, Michael Orensteen, Allison Routman, and Monica Routman Special Thanks: Riva Di Paola-Lombardi, Kelli Ramstad (and Mrs. Ramstad), Mr. and Mrs. Mark, Betsy Sansby, Al Dworsky, Fran Benjamin, Jason Rodich, “Knowledge Dropped” and Lesly Kahn’s November Clinic, Hugo’s staff, Hopkins High School and Lindbergh Center, and Lorde Molly Dworsky is an LA-based Minneapolis native pursuing a career in comedy. She is SAG eligible and currently seeking representation. 🙂 Please contact her at mollydworsky@gmail.com
