By: Funny Or Die
Rick Perry Secret Spy Glasses
Rick Perry has announced his 2016 candidacy as well as a new line of glasses.

By: Funny Or Die
Rick Perry has announced his 2016 candidacy as well as a new line of glasses.
We’re taking your favorite summer blockbusters and mashing them up with epic autocorrect fails. You’re welcome! Have fun at the movies this summer! ‘SUBSCRIBE’ for sketches! AutocorrectFU: using real text conversations f*ed up by autocorrect Email us at autocorrectfu@gmail.com with a screen shot of your text f*ck up to have a video made using your texts! https://www.facebook.com/autocorrectfu https://twitter.com/autocorrectfu http://www.autocorrectFU.com Content Creators: Christina Hepburn (Actress, Producer) https://twitter.com/ChriHepburn http://www.imdb.me/christinahepburn https://www.facebook.com/ChriHepburn Meredith Riley Stewart (Actress, Writer, Producer) https://twitter.com/Meredithville http://www.imdb.me/meredithrileystewart
Aspiring sociologist Kirill Was Here asked his twitter followers to send in the most desperate texts they’ve received from the opposite sex. These might make you cringe.
Wore the same shirt as someone else at the party? May as well make the most of it.
Creamy Beef-Stalk Paste with PREM 2 Pear 1 Can Pulpo (Octopus) Chopped 1 Can Bacon Grill Luncheon Loaf 1 Can Liver Pate 1 Can PREM doused in Olive Oil 3 Cups All Natural Clam Juice 2 Cups Oregano 1 Dash of Salt 1 Egg 2 Vienna Sausages Cook on High in Non-stick Frying Pan for 20 minutes, and let sit. Then, crack an egg, and cook for 5 minutes, serve sizzling. Add 2 Vienna Sausages to each serving. Best served with Clam Juice Martinis and Green Olives. For more delicious meat recipes, check out Krembaltz, in Tampa Bay Florida. “All the most American meats in one place!”
Is it an unspoken rule that one must bring a gift when invited to a Thanksgiving dinner? Find out in this 5 Minute Sketch Show Holiday Short!