The Relationship Lawyer
What if boyfriends had relationship lawyers?
Big Stan Edit photos (1) Post a comment Edit Big Stan About: In this hilarious and outrageous martial arts comedy, Rob Schneider stars as Stan Minton ‘” a two-bit con man who’s been found guilty of cheating the elderly out of their retirement savings. When Stan realizes how “popular” he is going to be with his fellow inmates, he enlists the help of a… more > In this hilarious and outrageous martial arts comedy, Rob Schneider stars as Stan Minton ‘” a two-bit con man who’s been found guilty of cheating the elderly out of their retirement savings. When Stan realizes how “popular” he is going to be with his fellow inmates, he enlists the help of a mysterious martial arts guru known only as “The Master” (David Carradine) to learn the self-defense techniques he’ll need to survive. When he gets to prison, Stan puts his new hand-to-hand combat skills to work and becomes the enforcer of the cellblock! But now he’s at odds with evil Warden Gasque (Scott Wilson) and Stan must decide between the warden’s “get out of jail free” card or selling out his fellow inmates.
Founding Fathers despair! Obamacare has been upheld! A stunning defeat for personal freedom, morbid obesity, emergency rooms and funeral parlors! But perhaps more surprising than the individual mandate being upheld, is that some of the most controversial elements of Obamacare were also not ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, largely because, despite what we were told by crazy drifters on public transportation and Fox News analysts (whose knowledge of politics and public policy are strikingly similar) they never actually existed. These included:
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