The Supreme Court Has Ruled Gay Marriage A Right And It’s Time To Fucking Celebrate!

The Supreme Court of the United States of America ruled this morning that same-sex marriage is a right and that all states must recognize that union. The 5-4 vote was decided by Justice Anthony M. Kennedy and the four liberal-leaning justices on the court.
While individual states do not have to issue same-sex marriage licenses, all states must recognize unions established in other states and give them equal protection under the law. This means that you can have your dream gay destination wedding in Hawaii and then schlep back to Mississippi and shove it in all the bigots ‘ faces just how legally, happy and in love you fucking are!

The court released their ruling this morning and this fucking beautiful statement that should be inscribed on the streets of New York and flown on a banner over the wheat fields in Nebraska.

It is SO ordered.

You can take a moment to tear up at how beautiful and poignant that is. But then go out onto the streets and celebrate. Start your own parade. Be a one man band in that parade! Then if you see someone else being a one man band and you think they ‘re super smoking and you get to know them and fall in love with them and they happen to be the same sex as you THEN FUCKING MARRY THEM! Because you now have that right.
To the hateful assholes who have been wasting their time on earth trying to squander love and anyone ‘s right to register their wedding at a Bed,Bath, and Beyond in Decatur, Georgia, your time is up. You gotta get the fuck out of here, because you ‘ve lost and love has won. We ‘ll play you out with this song. See ya, never!