By: Alex Scordelis
Who Said It: Chris Christie Or Buzz From ‘Home Alone’?

By: Alex Scordelis
We’ve invited some of our favorite comedians to call in and leave messages on our answering machine. These are those messages. There are no guarantees: we don’t know who is calling, when, or for how long. Intrigued?
And if we can’t decide there is a place online that will choose for us.
Great tips to make yourself feel great!
After looking at a series of suggestive but otherwise innocent photos, Derek Waters, Natasha Leggero and Andy Daly reveal the porn search terms that brought them there. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
Edgardo Allan Poe (not to be mistaken for Edgar Allan Poe), Latin America ‘s #1 Horror Writer, reads “The Raven ‘. ‘ ‘By Alexis Pereira