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The Apocalypse Is Here And No One Is More Prepared Than Stephen Colbert

The New York Stock Exchange halted trading yesterday for nearly four hours due to a computer glitch. This coincided with United Airlines grounding flights, the Chinese market dipping dangerously low, and a disturbing video of a poodle walking on its hind legs.

For some this was reason to be suspicious. For Stephen Colbert it was reason to completely freak out.

Colbert immediately went into apocalypse mode and broadcasted this video from his underground bunker, supplied with essential equipment to get him through the next week or so.

Check out this video and stay safe out there, folks. Colbert sure as hell is.

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