First Table
Chris gets to wait on his first table…all alone.
Founding Fathers despair! Obamacare has been upheld! A stunning defeat for personal freedom, morbid obesity, emergency rooms and funeral parlors! But perhaps more surprising than the individual mandate being upheld, is that some of the most controversial elements of Obamacare were also not ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, largely because, despite what we were told by crazy drifters on public transportation and Fox News analysts (whose knowledge of politics and public policy are strikingly similar) they never actually existed. These included:
A quick news story from yesterday’s news. – Cleveland Prosecutor
Matthew Stafford, Steve Young and Jerry Rice help Pete get ready for the biggest day of his life.
Things you would never put in your grocery store, as discussed by the Actors of “10 Items or Less”.
In honor of their show “Undateable,” Rick Glassman, Bianca Kajlich and Ron Funches write awful Tinder bios that would never appeal to prospective mates. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
Every day for the past year I ‘ve recorded myself doing an impression of Robert De Niro. The video above documents my progress. Enjoy!